20 Tinder Moments That Expose The Craziness Of Modern Dating World

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Sep 19, 2019 1:30 PM EDT

The new dating world is a strange and terrifying beast. This particular batch is full of the kinds of wildly unexpected, ever hilarious, and often uncomfortable moments you're bound to come across after enough right swipes. 

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  • 01
    Text - o00 AT&T 3:15 PM Brianna YOU MATCHED WITH BRIANNA ON 8/19/17 It's a pickup line Sent Aug 19, 2017, 3:13 PM Your ass is grass and l'm gonna mow it.
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    Text - oSprint LTE 17:14 64% Scorpio YOU MATCHED WITH SCORPIO ON 8/20/17 Well whats you're first favorite thing to eat in bed?!? Aug 20, 2017, 17:08 Cereal Hehe cutee, whats your favoritee cereal? Ass Lmao! I can servee some mean ass for breakfast lunch .. Im and dinner btw Scorpio Cheerios* Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - PH Brett, 30 Branch Manager University of South Florida State College of Florida less than a mile away Ami doing this right? My passions are shopping, wine and being If you're not 6'5 don't talk to gorgeous me. I won't message you first. Not looking for hookups. No facial hair. Idk why tinder says I'm 30, I'm really 48. Music is my life . Don't ask me on a date if you're broke can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. Sushi and pumpkin spiced lattes No butt stuff on the
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    Text - Search 9:42 PM 1 76% Wegona YOU MATCHED WITH WEGONA ON 8/7/17 Hey wegona fk or what Sent
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    Text - 1 100% oo0o ROGERS 11:45 PM Sydney YOU MATCHED WITH SYDNEY ON 2017-05-30 Daniel you are so alpha male what makes you say that? You just look like a man who takes charge And takes what he wants That would explain why I have all these pens from the bank. Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Back to Camera 1 3% 7:55 PM Delilah Hey there Delilah No Ight bye Srry I hate that Sorry I love it Plz no Can I ask you a question? Go for it What's it like in New York City? Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - @ 1 61% ooo AT&T 10:52 AM You remind me of my shower In what way? I'd like to cry inside of you every morning. Haha last thing I expected you to say, and yet it weirdly was still effective in hooking me in Your place then? That could be arranged Hell yea Do you slob knob tho Jun 4, 2017, 9:11 AM Have you been tested recently? I'll slob your knob if you clean lol Jun 4, 2017, 10:52 AM Yea I passed all my finals this semester Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - LTE 12:14 PM 77% Rylie You play piano? Sure do Wanna fuck? Sure do
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    Text - @ 1 76% o0o Optus 11:54 PM Megan YOU MATCHED WITH MEGAN ON 11/06/2016 Hey baby are you an avocado? Because your the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting on the inside Sent 11 Jun 2016, 11:38 PM What kind of pick up line is that what the fuck Type a Message... Send GIF LL
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    Text - oo AT&T @ 71% 9:03 PM Kendall YOU MATCHED WITH KENDALL ON 12/9/16 If you'll be my Kendall Jenner, I'll be your Caitlin wtf does this mean i've really been trying to unpack it and i can't You're going to call me daddy, but it'll feel wrong saying it Sent wait i'm honestly speechless that was incredible Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - AT&T M-Cell 11:33 PM Caroline YOU MATCHED WITH CAROLINE ON 8/1/17 I'm not sure what to say other than that I'm intrigued by your aspiration to become a dilf. Tell me a joke, your best one Wanna hear a joke about paper?? It's probably gonna be tearable You're just too good I'm witty and relatable Quote of the day What did the zero say to the eight? I'm not sure what to say other than that I'm intrigued by your aspiration to become a dilf. Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Facebook .oo C1 13% 6:05 PM Isabelle YOU MATCHED WITH ISABELLE ON 12/1/16 Wanna hear a pickup line Yea sure Are you a hen because you are eggsactly what I'm looking for Dec 3, 2016, 10:08 PM Well i'd consider myself more an egg, cause im looking to get laid Sent What Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - Facebook . 4G 10:18 1 70% Dana OWCRIC a C ap 17 Jan 2017, 03:19 Yes 17 Jan 2017, 07:55 So, what were you doing up at 3am? 17 Jan 2017, 10:16 Just was unable to sleep I had an amazing dream last night about food. I see Luckily my chicken wasn't as dry as this conversation Sent Type a message... Send GIF
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    Text - Tell your dog that he's a good boy for me please 5 min. ago I would so do that if she was a boy but she's a girl Erin 4 min. ago Oh shit Can I start over? 1 min. ago Yes go for it Erin 1 min. ago Tell your dog that she only deserves 70% of the love a male dog earns Sent Bye Erin Now GIF Send a message...
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    Text - MJ, 24 45 miles away If you like your women like you like your microwaves look no further: Cool on the outside Warm on the inside Will kill any baby you put inside of me Y
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    Text - 11:35 pm 1 37% o Optus 4G Sam YOU MATCHED WITH SAM ON 21/5/17 ;) 4 Jun 2017, 9:21 pm 5 Jun 2017, 11:20 pm Now I feel like my wink was underwhelming 6 Jun 2017, 6:38 pm Hahahah can't beat Rihanna 7 Jun 2017, 11:35 pm Tell that to Chris Brown Sent Send Type a message... GIF
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    Text - 1O 98% ooo T-Mobile LTE 3:06 PM Tahlur YOU SUPER LIKED TAHLUR ON 1/11/17 Are you short? 5'1 Yeah Dang I'm a lot tahlur Sent Tahlur? Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - ooo O2-UK 15:19 1O 20% Alice YOU MATCHED WITH ALICE ON 3/3/17. I would love to play with your SWord Mar 3, 2017, 01:42 So sorry, that was my friend Mar 3, 2017, 19:01 Well then excuse me but I think your friend and I were talking Sent Send Type a message... GIF
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    Text - I love the fact that you reply within seconds I love the fact that you reply at all Sent IType a message... Send GIF Yeah Oh W E RT Q O P YU S D F G K A J L ZX CV BNM X 123 return space
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    Text - 9:05 PM Fido 23% Hayley Cheesy pick up line or character defining question? 10 hr. ago If you can combine both into one impressively-worded message, I'll give you a gold medal Hayley 2 hr. ago Tell me what books you've read more than once, be- cause you look like someone that likes to keep going after the first time you've finished 2 hr. ago Woah holy shit. Did you invent that or is there a website somewhere that spits these out. Impressive and accurate Hayley 19 min. ago GIF Send a messa
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